A giant novelty willy-shaped body pillow with a cartoon face, soft plush fabric and a permanently cheerful expression. Available in peach and brown, in four sizes from 30cm to 90cm. From £12.99 to £44.99.
Meet Pierre. He is soft, cuddly, always smiling and available in four sizes. Whether you are shopping for a hen party, looking for the most memorable gag gift you have ever given, or simply in the market for a novelty body pillow that absolutely nobody will see coming, the Jumbo Pierre Ding Dong Pillow is here to deliver.
Pierre comes in four sizes ranging from a pocket-friendly 30cm up to a room-commanding 90cm, and in two colours to suit different tastes. He asks nothing of you except a good sense of humour and enough shelf space to display him with the dignity he deserves.
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Product Details
- Shape: An upright, elongated novelty form with a rounded head section featuring a cartoon face, and two rounded base sections for stability
- Face: Embroidered cartoon eyes, a small smile and pink blush cheeks on both sides of the head, giving Pierre a permanently cheerful and slightly smug expression
- Fabric: Soft short-pile plush velvet, smooth to the touch and satisfyingly squishy when squeezed
- Fill: Generously stuffed PP cotton filling, giving the pillow a full, plump feel that holds its shape even after extended hugging sessions
- Sizes: 30cm, 50cm, 70cm and 90cm
- Colours: Peach and brown
- Price range: £12.99 to £44.99, with each size priced individually
- Contents: 1 x Pierre Ding Dong Pillow in your chosen size and colour
Choose Your Size
Pierre comes in four sizes. The right choice depends entirely on how much of a statement you want to make and how much shelf space you are willing to dedicate to him.
Choose Your Colour
Why Pierre Makes a Brilliant Gift
Most novelty gifts are fun for about thirty seconds before they get forgotten in a drawer. Pierre has a longer shelf life, partly because of his size, partly because of his face, and mostly because anyone who sees him for the first time will want to pick him up, take a photo with him or ask where he came from.
He works as a gift because he commits fully to the bit. There is no ambiguity about what Pierre is or what he is meant to be. He is soft, plush, cartoonishly cheerful and enormous, and the gap between what he is and how innocent he looks is exactly what makes him funny. He is the kind of gift that gets a genuine reaction rather than a polite thank you.
For the person who is genuinely difficult to buy for, or the person who already has everything normal, Pierre is the answer. He is memorable, he is functional as a body pillow, and he takes up just enough space on the bed to be noticed by everyone who visits.
Pierre as a Body Pillow
Beyond the novelty angle, the 70cm and 90cm versions genuinely work as body pillows. The elongated cylindrical form is the right shape for tucking under an arm or resting a head against, and the plush velvet fabric is soft enough for extended lounging. The PP cotton filling keeps its shape rather than going flat after a few uses, which is more than can be said for most novelty pillows at this price point.
Key Features at a Glance
The Right Occasion for Pierre
Pierre is a versatile gift in the sense that almost any occasion becomes funnier with him present. That said, some occasions suit him more naturally than others.
- Hen parties and hen dos
- Bachelorette parties
- Birthday gifts for adults
- Valentine’s Day novelty gifts
- Gag gifts and joke presents
- Secret Santa exchanges
- Funny gifts for a partner
- Social media content props
- Leaving gifts with a sense of humour
For Hen Parties
This is Pierre’s natural habitat. The 50cm version is the right size for carrying around during a hen night without being physically impractical. The 90cm version is better suited to the pre-drinks or the hotel room, where he can preside over the evening from a prominent position and appear in every group photo whether he was invited into them or not.
For Birthdays and Anniversaries
A giant novelty pillow with a cartoon face is genuinely one of the funnier things you can wrap up and hand to someone on their birthday. It works particularly well as a gift from a group of friends where collective embarrassment is part of the fun. For milestone birthdays where the recipient already has everything they could reasonably want, Pierre offers something they definitely did not already have.
For Valentine’s Day
For couples with a shared sense of humour, Pierre makes a Valentine’s Day gift that is guaranteed to get a reaction. The 90cm version sends a very specific message. The 30cm version is slightly more subtle, though subtlety is arguably not the core value Pierre brings to any relationship.
For Secret Santa
The 30cm version sits comfortably within most Secret Santa budgets and is the most reliable option for getting a laugh in a group gift exchange, provided the recipient and the setting are appropriate for this type of humour. In the right office, this is an outstanding Secret Santa choice.
Frequently Asked Questions
The 90cm version reaches approximately shoulder height on most adults. In the product images, the pillow is shown being held upright by a standing adult and it comes close to face height when held. It is, to be entirely honest, quite a lot of pillow. It fits comfortably in a standard bed as a body pillow and can be stood upright in a bedroom corner, where it will greet visitors with its characteristic expression and cause a wide range of reactions.
The 50cm version is the most practical for taking out on a hen night. It is large enough to be immediately obvious in photos and in person, but compact enough to carry without needing a dedicated bag or getting in the way during the evening. The 70cm or 90cm version is a stronger choice if it is being used as a centrepiece for pre-drinks, hotel room decoration or a prop for planned photo content.
The 70cm and 90cm versions are genuinely functional as body pillows. The elongated shape, the plush velvet fabric and the PP cotton filling all make them comfortable for leaning against or resting an arm over. Whether you actually want to sleep alongside Pierre every night is a personal decision, but if you do, he is built to accommodate it.
Yes. The cartoon face with eyes, smile and blush cheeks is on both sides of the rounded head section. This means Pierre is photogenic from multiple angles and maintains eye contact with the room regardless of which way he is facing.
Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent. Avoid submerging or machine washing, as this can affect the shape of the PP cotton filling and the texture of the plush velvet fabric. Allow to air dry completely. For the larger sizes, reshape gently while still damp to maintain the upright form.
This product is an adult novelty item and is recommended for ages 18 and over. It is not suitable as a gift for children or teenagers.
Both versions use the same construction, fill and face detail. The peach version is a soft, light peachy-pink tone. The brown version is a richer, warmer brown. Both are available across all four sizes. The choice between them is purely a matter of personal preference, though the peach version appears slightly more often in the product images and tends to photograph with a bit more contrast against light backgrounds.
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